It's raining, there are still more than two weeks to go until the Easter holidays, exams are on the horizon, there's a woman on TV boiling half a pigs head to make a traditional English meal, there's a sheep with a poorly toe and I've had no chocolate for AGES. Not even a chocolate button.
Unleash the standby list of emergency things-to-cheer-you-up:
#1 ICanHasCheezburger.com
#2 getting someone else to do the washing up
#3 having a cup of tea and a nice sit down
#4 homemade treacle tart
#5 wearing earrings with parrots on.
That'll do for today.
No! hang on, surprise late entry from pigs-head-boiling lady:
"Anyone who thinks they've never eaten eyeballs is just pain kidding themselves."
Consider yourself unkid.
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